I have no friggin clue

Why hate groups of people when you can hate humanity as a whole?! :D

spartarantsatsjws:

People that are often blamed for rape/domestic violence/violence in general, but shouldn’t be:

1. Men.
2. White people.
3. Robin Thicke.
4. Eminem.
5. Marilyn Manson.
6. Tupac.
7. Music artists in general.
8. Video games.

People who should be blamed for the crimes mentioned:

1. THE ACTUAL FUCKING PERPETRATOR.

I am fire! I am death!

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.
happiness-comes-in-a-box:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging


Never not reblogging this

happiness-comes-in-a-box:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

Never not reblogging this

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

Tumblr: What a great day
Tumblr: The sun is shining
Tumblr: Birds are singing
Tumblr: What could go wrong?
*Muffled singing*
Tumblr: What...the fuck...?
*Singing becomes louder*
Tumblr: Shit.. * Looks around frantically*
Superwholock: *Pants* WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW
SNK: I had a bad feeling that this would happen
Homestuck: *carries 50 crates of apple juice* I'm fucking ready
Tumblr: What's going on?
SNK: The Apocalypse.
Superwholock: *Frightened wailing*
Marvel: It's too late they're already here!
Hetalia: *BURST THROUGH THE DOOR, FALLS ON FACE AND THROWS TOMATOES*
Hetalia: MARAKAITE CHIKUYUU MOTHER FUCKERS